So last night Meg, Hubby and I were making dinner when Meg came up to me with a piece of paper!
“I wrote a book Mommy!”
“Really?” I said “what’s the title?”
Meg shoved a bright red piece of paper in my face and quickly spurted out the title followed by a cheeky giggle.
“No Fart Foods For Mommy!”
Immediately hubby began to snicker and I could feel a smile start to creep across my face too!
“Really? Hmm… well let’s see it then shall we!”
I took the piece of paper and instantly began to chuckle!
NO FART FOODS FOR MOMMY was written not so neatly across the top of the paper followed by a list…
1. No Lentil Soup
2. No cabbage
3. No beans
Then below the list was this…
In each column I’m apparently grabbing a big bowl of the afore-mentioned “fart foods” and… well it doesn’t take long to guess the sequence of events!
Of course hubby thought it appropriate to break into a fit of laughter! *humph*
Honestly! Like neither of them fart! *grin*
All the things I do and this is what I get remembered for?
Well I nevah!
Now pass the lentils! *wink*
Posted by Run DMT on March 24, 2011 at 10:11 am
Oh. My. God. That is freaking hilarious! I love the fart animation. You need to stock up Beano for the sake of your family. I’m just saying.
Posted by Sarah @Sarh on March 24, 2011 at 10:25 am
lol the pictures are so funny
Fart?? tut tut I *never* do that.
Posted by Alexis AKA MOM on March 26, 2011 at 7:15 pm
hehe you she cracks me up! What are they talking about ladies don’t fart it’s the dog that does it
hehe
Got to love the pictures, but at least mom is smiling in to of them as she let’s the gas go
Posted by If I Could Escape . . . on March 27, 2011 at 3:55 am
Ummmm, I have no comment!!